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When It All Falls Apart,
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When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit.
Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes— and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said, “Hey, I never left the bucket”
So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said, “Well, he never left the bucket.”
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Best way to get out of classOmg LOL
OMFG MADE ME DROP MY FORK CAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
omfg
I wonder what the proffessor was thinking
he went the wrong way. dead.
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Do you ever stop your constant fucking bitching?!? Yet when I do it, Shit hits the fan. Smarten up, your not the only person here with feelings you rude person!
